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kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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friend: you have great music taste!
me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

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girl: we even finish each others s-
guy: quaaaaaaaaaaad FLOCKA

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