me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

(Source: corphlsh)

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

(Source: bleachedblack)

me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

cyclonias:

it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down

officialtaylornation:

Taylor Swift is joining Tumblr fast

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father