Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.
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appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
dont fall in love with people like me… i have a huge forehead irl
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.
girls are so pretty honestly i love em
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes